Characters

Here is a breakdown of the characters to be found in "G-String Hellcats!" with a little description for most of them. Enjoy.

Malvina Brenshaw
Malvina: Hellcat. Busty. Jet black hair in a Bettie Page cut. Takes shit from no one.


Rosie Catton
Rosie: Hellcat. A curvy redhead. Malvina’s shadow. Her sex poodle.

Played by KELLY GRAHAM

Kitten
Kitten: Hellcat. The youngest of the bunch. Blonde. Cute as Hell.


Dottie Milstead
Dottie Milstead: Matriarch of the Milstead clan.


Gordon Milstead
Gordon Milstead: Dottie’s not so equal partner.


Amy Milstead
Amy Milstead: Their offspring.


Lindsey Wishman
Lindsey Wishman: A distracted cop.


The Bellman
Bellman


Mariah
Mariah


The Greaseball
The Greaseball: Proprietor of the Elroy, Idaho Mercantile.


Earl Peterson
Earl Peterson: Another cop. Lindsey’s partner.


The Trucker
Trucker: A long haul trucker with short term needs.


Tercel
Tercel: A dancer. Wears an eye patch.


Pete
Disk Jockey: A fez wearing hipster who works in a strip club.


Pete
Pete: The owner of a 1960 Ford Sunliner convertible. The mother of all land yachts.


Eve Massey
Eve Massey: An 8 year old.


Doris Massey
Doris Massey: An 8 year old’s mom.


Russ Massey
Russ Massey: An 8 year old’s dad.


The Desk Clerk
Desk Clerk: A tattooed young woman working in a small town motel. Likes porno.

Played by JINA LEWIS

Waitress
Waitress: Small town waitress in a small town diner.


The Drunken Idiot
Drunk Idiot: A strip club customer. Businessman. You know the type.


Bouncer
Bouncer: Strip club gorilla.


Radio Newscaster
KZMB Newscaster: An old school radio guy.


911 Operator
911 Operator: "McCullough County 9-1-1. Please state your emergency."